Last week's Homework assignment:
For my birthday I made a list of things I wanted. They were on sale so mommy bot me eight presents. four of them are SPIDER-MAN toys. I like those the best.
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This afternoon, discussing his current events assignment:
B: Mommy, don't print the paper so small. If you do I'll need a magnet-fine glass to read it.
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A short while later, after reading an article about an 8-year-old spider monkey that had a baby at the local zoo:
B: How come monkeys can have babies when they are eight? Can people do that?
Hubby: No, only animals. Sandy is only one year old and she had babies.
B: That's too young! You're not supposed to have babies until you've grown-up!