Entries from Brandon's Puppy tagged with 'Comic Relief'
Brandonism
Me: Brandon, I'm going to clean your room. It stinks! B: It doesn't smell. Me: Yes, it does. It smells like sweaty boys. B: Oh, you mean like teenagers....
Recent Brandonisms
Last week's Homework assignment: For my birthday I made a list of things I wanted. They were on sale so mommy bot me eight presents. four of them are SPIDER-MAN toys. I like those the best. ******************************************************************************************************* This afternoon, discussing...
So funny, I snorted!
One of my favorite authors, Jen Lancaster, was unable to attend the premiere of New Moon last week. Instead she provided her readers with this hilarious interpretation. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long time!...
Rigiro
I saw this clip last night and couldn't stop laughing. Remember when cell phones were the size of bricks? It seems that Shaq is trying to bring it back in style. Might fit in his pocket, but it doesn't fit...
Silly boys!
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Run-By Fruiting
Even though I'm a bit upset that someone, between yesterday and this morning, stole my ripe Papaya fruit before we could get it off the tree, I am reminded of one of my favorite lines in Mrs. Doubtfire: In other...
Better, and a Brandonism
Brandon came home with a "Whiz Kid" sticker, and note from the teacher that said, "much better today!" I don't mean to sound arrogant, but I'm not surprised. He went to bed at 7:30pm last night. His Pre-K teacher and...
Shameless
I forgot to mention the other day that I found a costume I bought a few years ago, with the tags still on it, in our costume bin. I was debating whether to sell this one in auction or not...
A funny story
The other day I was doing a search for an article I read at my aunt's house, and instead of typing southern living, I typed sober living (don't ask, I don't know why). My search resulted in pages of pages...
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin
When I heard Tina Fey would be on SNL this weekend to do a Palin impression, I knew it would be good. Did you see it? It was hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing! Amy Poehler was great as Hilary, but...
Brandonism-vacation edition
(Last night, while explaining to Brandon that daddy and I are on vacation) Me: Brandon, mommy and daddy are taking vacation time so we don't have to go to work on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday. We don't have...
Friday Funny
On my coworker's desk: (I know it might seem a bit obscure to some, but I know at least four of you will get it!)...
Brandonisms
Career Goals This morning: B: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a conductor. Me: You do? How come? B: Because I love trains, of course! The first thing that popped in my head when he said conductor...
You know you're a Floridian if...
I just got this via email, and they are all true! (I know this may have been posted before, either by me or some of the other Florida bloggers. But there's no harm in re-posting it, right?) *Socks are only...
I know, I'm odd.
My friend wb has spent the last two days at the International Builder’s Show, and I have a question for her: Was there a display of hot tubs in the show? And if so, did you, Sherlock and RTY get...
Brandonism - You're-too-young-for-this!! Edition
Brandon: "Mommy, Nicole looks so pretty the other day." (possibly referring to the day of Matty's baptism) Me: "She did, but did she look pretty just the other day?" Brandon: "No, mommy, she's pretty every day." He paused for a...
Brandonism
Me: Brandon, what else did you get for your birthday? Tell Tia Lilli. Brandon: Hookers!!...
Brandonisms
While having an after-dinner yogurt: "Mommy, saliva and lava have the same last name!"...
Is it just me...
...or does anyone else think of The Little Rascals movie when they hear "You Are So Beautiful" by Joe Cocker? K had it played during the reception yesterday, and I had a mental picture of Alfalfa singing it to Darla....
Brandonism, Wedding edition
Yesterday afternoon, in traffic, waiting for a green light next to a shopping center: Brandon: Mommy, look at that princess dress in that store. Me: No baby, that's not a princess dress. It's a wedding dress. Brandon: Who is it...
We've taught him well!
Yesterday evening, on my way home, we stopped at Publix to get a few things for my birthday dinner. As Eric is getting Brandon buckled into his booster seat, Brandon says: "Please keep your arms and legs inside the tram...
Brandonism, Christmas edition
Last night, as we're driving past our neighbor's house. ("Christmas"= Christmas decorations) Me: Look baby, it's Christmas! Isn't it pretty? Brandon: No mommy Me: Why not? I think it's beautiful! Brandon: It hurts my eyes. Me: Why does it hurt...
Hilarious!
A court in Naples, Rome has summoned Tweety Bird, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Daisy Duck to appear in court for a trial involving a man accused of counterfeiting products featuring the beloved characters. "Unfortunately they cannot show up, as...
Internetless
The network at work was down for most of the morning, including phones, email and internet. I texted wb at 10:02am: ARGH! Network down at work. No email, no internet, no phones, nada! =(. Once the connection was restored at...
Monkey See, Monkey Do
You may recall I mentioned a couple of weeks ago how Matty mimics others laughing. Last weekend we captured it on video (well, not we, Claudia. I was off-camera making him laugh, she was videographer.) Enjoy!...
Listen to me now, and believe me later
Inspired by my previous post: This really is one of my favorite SNL skits. Dana Carvey is hilarious. He's always been one my favorite SNL cast members, from the Church Lady, to Garth from Wayne's World, and who can forget...
When you put it this way, I ALMOST prefer my day job! LOL
Got this via email a couple of days ago...I think it's pretty accurate. What do you think? PARENT: JOB DESCRIPTION POSITION : Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for...
Brandonisms
Yesterday afternoon, as we pass a public service aide and two cars pulled over: B: "Look, a police officer! Police officers, the white trucks- mommy, what's the name of the white trucks?" Me: "Paremedics" B: "Police officers, parmedics, and fire...
Brandonisms
(Getting in the car this morning to head over to my grandmother's house. Brandon is carrying his portable DVD player and a movie in its case. I'm carrying the baby in the carrier, the diaper bag, and my purse.) "Brandon,...
55
Seen everywhere! Yes, I know, I about two weeks behind. Tired of those same old 55 questions about me surveys? Well here are 55 I guarantee you've never answered. 1. Is your second toe longer than your first? Nope, they...
Surf's Up!
More later......
They've got it made!!
Just got this via email, and I love it! Kids today don't know how good they have it! THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious.... When I was a kid, adults...
Some Photo Fun
Sugar Rush Cutest Tiger-Boy Ever!! Bad influences? ;-)...
Yo Ho, Yo Ho!
Ahoy, me hearties. This here's Calico Anne Kidd. I reckon it's Talk Like A Pirate Day! So get off your burly arse and figure out your pirate name, then brush up on your pirate talk, or ye be walkin' the...
You don't look a day over 10!
Happy 25th Birthday to the smiley emoticon. Wow, has it really been around for that long?!...
Brandonism
The following is a story that Brandon made up on Friday afternoon as we were driving to his grandparents' house, as accurately as I can remember it: Once upon a time there was a little fishy named Alligator that lived...
They walk among us
Without commentary:...
Lles, lles! I like it very much!!
My mother-in-law is currently in the process of becoming a naturalized citizen. I was on the phone with her yesterday afternoon, and she told me she's been spending all her free time studying for her interview. She can understand English...
Hilarious!
Seems like an impartial jury to me! ;-)...
Search terms
Although I still have a few things to write about, to which I have mentally added several other items, I thought I'd take this opportunity and share with you, our adoring public, search terms that have brought people to this...
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